敢怒懼言是我們的原則！
舉報政敵是我們的信條！
以多欺寡是我們的驕傲！
註：純屬虛構，如有雷同，只是巧合
2010/12/17
2010/12/12
2010/11/15
2010/11/13
2010/11/11
2010/11/10
為什麼要選國陣？（翻譯文章）
為什麼馬來西亞人民一定要選國陣？
1) 在巴生自由貿易區留下價值140億令吉的珍貴“大白象”
2) 買潛水艇可得到5億令吉的合法佣金
3) 原價8億1千萬令吉的皇宮可讓人多賺4億令吉。
4) 把3千200億令吉的林邦油井送給汶萊
5) 16年前的國家銀行外匯交易永遠沒有人知道花了多少錢
6) 150億令吉的柏華惹鋼鐵
7) 為了能夠每個月到不同的東南亞國家協助天災，海軍特地買了25億令吉的補給艦
8) 西敏寺和白宮已超過百年，我們花8億1千萬令吉建新國會大廈，製造更多工作機會給外勞
9) 沒有下文的馬來西亞土著金融（BMF）24億令吉醜聞
10) 阿丹杜雅在吉隆坡街道上拾到一塊石頭，最終卻變成C4。
11) 趙明福是因為反貪污大廈的辦公室太熱，打開窗戶後自己掉下去
12) 大馬空軍神通廣大，戰機引擎也有本事運出國
13) 政府在市價只有3令吉50仙時，用8令吉收購了馬航的股票
14) 國防部將花費80億令吉購買裝甲車給陸軍，這些每台平均3千萬令吉的裝甲車刀槍不入
2010/11/09
2010/10/27
2010/10/25
2010/10/22
2010/10/19
打廣告
當你收到以上的訊息時，毫無疑問，有人在打廣告，你要幾家的報章新聞簡訊服務就按報章的號碼，然後每家報章在你每個月的手機賬單中收取5令吉，直到你取消新聞簡訊服務為止。
不過，一連收到11個訊息的話，又代表什麼意思呢？是不是因為訂閱新聞簡訊服務反應冷淡，而需要強打廣告？
過後，用戶進入手機內“已發訊息”文件夾時，驚訝地發現每個訊息傳送到手機時，又莫名其妙地回發給新聞簡訊服務的portal。
為什麼會有自動回發的情況？如果是訊息送到後自動回發，會不會向手機用戶徵收費用（聽說這類訊息不便宜，一個往往30仙、50仙）呢？
請問應該由手機用戶自己付費，還是手機用戶可以向訊息裡的4家報章claim？這該不會是發訊息的portal把費用轉嫁在手機用戶身上吧？
2010/10/13
文件
大馬反貪污委員會的機密文件出現在《今日大馬》網站，很奇怪咩？一點也不奇怪，這個世界什麼人都有，要不然，檳州政府的文件也不會流傳在“專門反林冠英”的網站上。
正當反貪會高度關注他們的文件如何出現在《今日大馬》網站時，警方卻對檳州政府的文件如何公開流傳置之不理。好像自救會捉到匪徒，最終因為沒有人報案而無法採取行動。住在大馬，每個人都必須知道，警察是不會調查沒有人報案的事件。
不過，警察曾經針對破壞國陣領袖聲譽的事件報案，但是，一旦出現破壞民聯領袖聲譽的事情，自稱是獨立執法機構的警察就沒有報案。
還是因為反貪會、警察、法庭都屬於國陣操縱的機構，只要出現影響國陣聲譽的事件，就必須立即設法滅火，以免國陣在下屆大選輸個清光？
2010/10/12
2010/10/11
2010/10/10
一個頭條的誕生（後續篇）
2010/10/09
2010/10/07
汽車與政客
上一回，今年慶祝成立25年的國產車普騰召回小轎車Savvy，以便維修後輪軸可能會溢水的問題。
如果從壞的角度來看，召回車輛是會影響汽車公司的股價，也影響特定汽車公司在消費人心中的地位。
不過，從好的一面來看，這證明汽車公司承認自己的失誤，願意為錯誤的問題付出代價。
對我來說，汽車公司肯召回有問題的汽車是件好事，不只是普騰，豐田就有很多次召回車輛的情況，但馬來西亞人還不是一樣買到亂？最重要是在問題沒有惡化前，主動向購車者收回轎車免費維修，其實也沒什麼大問題。
至少普騰不像許多政客般講了話後，不但不願意道歉，還故意說是記者錯誤詮釋。
政治人物請記住，現在的記者不像以前那樣單純了，只要你講錯一句話，不管是“號蕭”還是“叫他們滾回去”，只要報章上一寫出來，證明記者有錄音，根本不怕你告。
2010/10/06
給全國總警長的信
親愛的總警長，讓以下的故事來告訴你為何人民不支持警察。
故事（一）：朋友一邊開車一邊使用手機，被一輛路過的巡邏警車上的警員發現。朋友被截停後承認自己的錯誤，然後把駕駛執照交給警察，要對方發出傳票。但是，警察卻一直拖延，嘴裡還一直講：“Sekarang macam mana？……”，朋友非常清楚警察要表達的意思，依然堅持要警察發傳票。結果，雙方拉鋸了近5分鐘，那個警察才無奈地發出saman。
故事（二）：最近，森美蘭州的原住民只不過要召開社區會議，卻被警察要求申請准證。如果開社區會議也要准證，那麼，巫統、行動黨等政黨常年大會的出席者比原住民社區會議出席者還多，他們是不是也需要申請准證？
故事（三）：朋友被匪徒打搶，事發後去警局報案。朋友看得很清楚，匪徒明明就是馬來人，但接受報案的警察卻說不可以寫是馬來人，結果，朋友只能無奈地填下：“Seorang lelaki yang bangsanya tidak diketahui……”。
故事（四）：人民希望政府成立警察投訴及違例行為獨立調查委員會（IPCMC），希望警察擁有更好的行為操守。但警方一口拒絕，是不是要繼續濫用職權就沒有人知道。因為沒有IPCMC，犯規的警察只是調職或降級，偷取東西的平民百姓卻要面對法律制裁。
故事（五）：向來有很多扣留犯投訴被警察毆打的事件，事件到最後通常沒有下文。但是，針對非國陣政治人物的案件，警察卻一再提起。
故事（六）：為了有效打擊罪案，警察最近常常做Road Block，當然也碰上不少。大多數警察截停公眾後，只會說出：“Lesen、IC”的命令式口吻。他們很少說：“Selamat Pagi／Petang／Malam，encik，boleh saya minta lesen dan IC encik tak？”。如果警察連最基本的尊重和禮貌也不懂，人民又要如何尊重他們？
所以，不是人民不要支持警察，而是警察沒有檢討本身的態度和行為，人民也沒有必要支持和尊重警察。
2010/10/04
2010/09/10
2010/08/12
BN, We ain't Idiots!
Since the last article I posted at here yesterday, Barisan Nasional's leader came out with new instruction, all the allocation apply by Chinese villages in Malaysia, must be signed by 2 BN's political parties division chairman.
So, this is what "1 Malaysia"(belongs to BN?) about? Treat taxpayers' money like their own money?
By the way, I believed that only moron treat others like idiots.
2010/08/10
MCA, We ain't Idiots!
Hey, MCA, the ministry's money is taxpayers' money, why should we need MCA's division chairman signatures to apply allocations from Ministry of Housing and Local Government?
MCA, don't treat people as idiot anymore, it will only make you look like moron. Taxpayers' money not belong to MCA, and we don't need any approval from MCA too.
You are only the caretaker of this country, just carry your promise into practice, not act like an overlord.
2010/08/03
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2010/07/19
2010/06/20
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2010/06/07
尊師重道
右邊那個是學生，左邊那個，是校長。
有沒有搞錯，校長竟然向學生鞠躬？這是根本不可能在馬來西亞發生的現象。
可是，這的確在馬來西亞發生，學校是馬來西亞檳吉台灣學校，活動是這所學校的畢業典禮。
畢業是人生的另一個階段，校長與學生互相鞠躬，是學生對校長的尊重，以及校長對學生的祝福。
難道，一定要緊繃著臉才能做校長？不要整天用那死板的教育制度來給學生壓力，到最後，學生只會如何拼成績，如何在考試作弊，給果連最基本的尊重也不會懂。
2010/06/02
解讀
民青團把檳州政府分發的樂齡人士回饋金，解讀成“有條件的回饋”，不滿只有檳州選民可以得到回饋金，非選民卻沒有機會得到。
很簡單，可以解讀成一樣有條件，只有真正貧窮的家庭，或者是行動不便的殘障人士才有機會獲得，即使是有錢的民政黨黨員都得不到。
不過，只要屬於檳州選民的有錢民政黨黨員，也一樣可以得到檳州政府的樂齡人士回饋金。
為什麼《每日新聞》又不要登檳州政府禁止合法賭球活動的新聞呢？可能是《每日新聞》把它解讀為“州政府尊重回教徒而禁賭球”，更擔心新聞見報後，回教徒會支持禁止賭博的行動黨。
2010/05/27
2010/05/24
2010/05/17
People Cents-Trick Government?
Hmm...Is it a “people-centric government”, or a “people cents-trick government”?
As a politician who is having keen sense of responsibility, and proclaimed themselve as a people-centric government, he or she shouldn't put own interests above peoples' interests.
Such as flooding happened at Sibu's Rajang Park years ago, if the people-centric government wants to tackle the problem, they should do it open-handed, no matter win or lose in the by election.
However, I only see a “peoples' cents-trick” government, by givng promises in their own interests.
I am wandering, what will the outcome to be if every party has to run by election openly, without offering any bait? Just like Lin Dan and Lee Chong Wei fight against each other on badminton court, and seen by everyone's bare eyes, then the winner will have my great esteem.
May be money can bribe, but not pride.
2010/05/13
Streamyx sucks
This is the
broadband power that
you going to witness from Malaysia's Streamyx.
Hong Kong's company HKBN provide 100Mbps of download speed in Hong Kong area, and 20Mbps outside Hong Kong. User has to pay Hong Kong Dollar 99 monthly for 24 months of contract.
What do we pay? RM140 or approximately Hong Kong Dollar 280 for 4Mbps of unstable bandwidth from Streamyx.
2010/05/11
2010/05/10
The tender of sickbed
From 9th May 2010 onwards, a new chapter in my life had started. My wife had given birth to ours first child, and glad to see that both of them safe and well.
Please forgive us that we were unable to reply yours wishes instantly, and again, we really appreciate with your concerns and caring from the bottom of our hearts.
It was a meaningful experience to accompany my wife in the delivery room. She was brave and calm. By the time I saw this little man emerged in front of me, the feelings was indescribable and I felt relieved.
The most significant lesson that I learnt is, I had understood that childbirth is not only women's business by that moment. For anyone who is father to be, never missed the opportunity to aid and comfort yours wife during delivery, then you will understand how were you arrived in this world.
Only if you are scare of blood, then you can use it as an excuse.
So, happy belated Mother's Day to my wife, my mum, my wife's mum, at present mums, and future mums.
By the way, I underestimated the power of Facebook, and more than 150 comments and wishes related to my newborn baby had been posted after I posted the "breaking news" and the scene photos on my "Wall".
Thank you again and I will go back to work by this Saturday.
2010/05/03
轉貼而已
我想，再多再好的口號終究還是口號，國陣提出了“一個馬來西亞”，給人們帶來了很多很多希望。既然國陣如此的不得了，乾脆一點，以行動來證明吧！
給人希望是好事，但是，如果這些所謂的希望，只是一個假象，目的是為了本身的利益，并不是真正的愿意或是想去推行，這是一件非常殘忍的事情。
以下是筆者對國陣的一些提問，如果國陣能夠做到，納吉有“膽”敢做，筆者將封納吉為偶像，從此退出政壇。
對巫統的提問
1）巫統是否有勇氣向全國人民承諾，愿意放棄爭取馬來人權益的終極目標，而愿意繼續推動“一個馬來西亞”概念下的馬來西亞？
2）巫統是否認同並體現國陣所提倡的多元化社會，公平對待各族人民，落實平等地位，呼吁全國馬來人放棄所謂的特權嗎？
對馬華的提問
1）馬華是否有勇氣向全國人民承諾，要求巫統放棄馬來人特權，實行全民平等？
2）以蔡細歷為首的馬華贏得會長至今，是否有勇氣呼吁巫統的土著領袖、黨員和所有支持者，自動放棄土著特權以及《新經濟政策》，同時，在國會提呈議案要求國陣政府修改憲法，放棄特權？
3）以蔡細歷為首的馬華領袖，有沒有勇氣在國會提議廢除各領域固打制，包括教育、經濟、文化、宗教、工商？
對民政黨的提問
1）沒有提問。因為它不配被提問。
原文在此
2010/05/02
Trapped in lift
I was trapped in the lift of my flat alone just 4 hours ago. Incident happened because of some resident may be vandalised the lift before and resulted the doors railing displaced. It caused the inner and outer lift doors couldn't closed properly, then lift stuck at 11th floor.Fortunately, I kept the building management emergency mobile numbers in my phonebook, I called the duty officer and complaint about my case. Then, I waited about 20 minutes, a fellow came and open the lift doors with just a ruler.
I was planned to call Fire Brigade if the building management failed open for me in another 10 minutes. In normal circumstances, I can wait for help inside the lift patiently, but sometimes, the call of nature can make you annoying.
2010/05/01
Are they serious?
Yesterday, I came across with this notice on Komtar Pedestrian Walk beside Magazine Road. I watched this with a non-Chinese man, and we discussed about the action going to be take by MPPP start from today.Both of us agreed that actions should be taken against illegal hawkers or food stalls, but he said same action should applied to hawkers along Macalister Road, especially hawkers at New Lane.
He is unsatisfied with the New Lane hawkers who are causing traffic congestion along Macalister Road every evening except on Wednesday. And MPPP has to close the road just to make sure hawkers going to have more business opportunities.
I guessed this notice may be put up by some politicians, but this fellow support Local Council's "going-to-be" actions, but he doesn't trust politicians despite their backgrounds.
I think, he is more concerned with self interest rather than politicians' Rubbish statements.
2010/04/30
Good Governance
It is glad to see that even Mr Chia Kwang Chye unable to defend his Bukit Bendera Parliamentary during 12th General Election on 8th March 2008, but he still leaves his suggestion box at one of the Rifle Range Flats' ground floor.This (is) an example of good governance, although defeated in the real-life, Gerakan still stand together with the people and they sure care about public interest.
2010/04/29
Proton's promotion
Just noticed this promotion advertisement by Malaysia owned national car manuafacturer Proton at its Australia website.
The price is in Australian Dollars, and a website said that 1.6L Proton Saga cost RM39,000 only if converted to Malaysian Ringgit with the rate of AUD$1 to RM3.
How much does a Proton Saga 1.3L cost in Malaysia? Please refer to the chart as below.
How come a Malaysian made car is cheaper in Australia rather than its homeland?
2010/04/28
Start a Business
He is doing well in engineering sector, but after so many years plunged into this business, he wanted to do a new thing, invest in a PUB.
Why? It's very simple, he spent most of the time dealing with his clients in pubs, it's kind a like entertainment. Now, he wished that someone else will go to his pub and discuss about businesses.
He called it "Beer O Clock", don't bother about the name, just drop by and try out this new F&B outlet. It has Karaoke if you want to perform your golden voice.
Click here for Beer O Clock's exact location. See you there.2010/04/25
2010/04/22
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2010/04/19
也來助興助興（十七）
人民公正黨峇央峇魯區部永久主席依斯邁阿里昨日下午在峇央峇魯區國會議員再林的服務中心，宣佈退出公正黨，過後在新聞發佈會上當場剪掉已經擁有了11年的黨員證。依斯邁透露在他身旁的區部執委迪納峇蘭也退出公正黨，但迪納峇蘭沒有表演剪黨員證，可能是忘記帶在身上，否則兩個人一起剪黨員證的照片，一定出現在報紙的封面頭條。
依斯邁聲稱自公正黨一名領袖質疑國家憲法153條文下賦予馬來人的特權後，公正黨的巫裔國州議員卻袖手旁觀，是他宣佈退黨的原因之一。
他也強調退黨與烏魯雪蘭莪國會議席補選無關，純粹是巧合而已。
在20人陪同下，依斯邁宣佈峇央峇魯區部共有200人一起退黨。他說，其中100人正在烏魯雪蘭莪國會議席協助一名獨立候選人的競選工作，另外100人有要事在身，趕不及出席新聞發佈會。最後排右三那名戴鴨舌帽的仁兄，從新聞發佈會開始至結束，可能好像我這樣頸骨受傷，一直頭低低，沒有望向鏡頭。
想知道有多少人退黨嗎？看看這張照片，左邊是媒體記者，右邊是陪同依斯邁的出席者。2010/04/18
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